The Three-Breasted Woman Became A Meme Machine

In September 2014, 21-year-old Jasmine Tridevil claimed that she’d had a third breast surgically implanted. The story was so irresistible that outlets across the world ran with it, until it was revealed to be a hoax and we all got on with our lives. But this wasn’t the only viral story launched by the woman.
In 2013, a Florida woman supposedly chose not to turn her attacker over to the police, provided he stand beside the roadside wearing a sign saying “I beat women, honk if I’m a scumbag.” It was an Internet sensation, and it came courtesy of Tridevil’s alter-ego, Alisha Jasmine Hessler. Hessler apparently has skill with this. Her Florida-area business listings were changed after the triple-breasted story broke to claim she’s a “provider of Internet hoaxes.”
As of March 2015, she appears to now be getting her kicks talking to tabloid newspapers about her status as a hoaxer.

A MIRACLE BABY Born With STIGMATA in the Philippines - Similar To That of JESUS!



                                          


For today’s trending viral news, a baby has allegedly born with strange stigmata like wounds that resembles of Jesus Christ which he suffered during the process of his crucifixion.

The baby named Jejomar Castillo was reportedly born on March 15 at the Quezon City General Hospital weighting 3.2 kilograms with strange marks on his face, hands and feet.

A photo of the alleged miraculous child, which was posted on world news daily report dot com, shows a red mark on the child’s both hands. Brownish red marks can also be seen on the child’s forehead which seemingly resembles a crown of thorns.

Since the news was spread out, the baby has attracted a lot of faithful devotees wanting to witness said miracles stigmata.

However, according to microbiological expert, doctor Merlyn Cruz, the boy is suffering a very rare skin abnormality called purpura, which appears reddish or purple discolorations on the skin.

"I have to admit that this is an amazing case. Only a handful of similar cases have been recorded throughout history, and it’s the first time on a baby, so the scientific knowledge accumulated about his pathology is very scarce. We are doing a series of tests to determine what these sores actually are and what is causing them to appear, but we have found nothing yet,” the doctor said in a quote posted on world news daily report dot com.

If ever the news is true, it is not the first case of stigmata in modern history, but it will be the first concerning a newborn child.

Supernatural Angel Orbs Captured on Camera


35 Viral News Stories From 2014 That Were Actually Totally Untrue

1. A woman did not have plastic surgery to give herself three breasts


A woman did not have plastic surgery to give herself three breasts.

2. You cannot charge your iPhone 6 by putting it in the microwave because that will actually destroy your iPhone and your microwave.




3. A Syrian boy did not risk his life to save a girl from a hail of gunfire.



4. Pumpkin spice-flavoured condoms were not a thing.
Pumpkin spice-flavoured condoms were not a thing.

5. Steven Spielberg did not actually kill a dinosaur.

Steven Spielberg did not actually kill a dinosaur.

6. That “Drunk Girl in Public” video was a hoax.



7. Emma Watson’s nude photos were never going to leak online.


Emma Watson's nude photos were never going to leak online.


That time a teenager working in Target became a huge meme was not a marketing stunt; the claim that it was a marketing stunt was, in fact, a marketing stunt.


A young dog attack victim probably wasn't asked to leave a KFC because of the scars on her face.


Nobody was giving away $10,000,000 for retweets.


There wasn't a UFO over Portsmouth, England.





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14. This wasn’t the most adorable mugshot ever.


           This wasn't the most adorable mugshot ever.

This is not a true fact about the casting of the Harry Potter films.


France did not ban working after 6pm.

There was not a deadly great white shark heading straight for the UK.



The UK was also not threatened by a ghost ship infested with cannibal rats.

19. Doritos could not give you Ebola.


                        Doritos could not give you Ebola.

20. Red-headed people did not face extinction.


Red-headed people did not face extinction.


21. A computer did not pass the Turing test.


A computer did not pass the Turing test.



This was not former Ukrainian President Viktor Yanukovych's toilet.



This was not a picture taken from a plane flying over a rainbow.



 

 

25. A Chick-Fil-A manager did not ban the word “bae”.

A Chick-Fil-A manager did not ban the word "bae".


26. Jose Canseco’s finger did not fall off.


Jose Canseco's finger did not fall off.


27. The Turin shroud was not created by a radioactive earthquake.


The Turin shroud was not created by a radioactive earthquake.



Banksy was not arrested and that is not his face.


29. The NRA did not take out an ad on Grindr.


The NRA did not take out an ad on Grindr.


30. #EndFathersDay: not a feminist hashtag.


#EndFathersDay: not a feminist hashtag.

31. Malia Obama: not pregnant.


Malia Obama: not pregnant.


32. The Big Mac: not being discontinued.


The Big Mac: not being discontinued.


33. Macaulay Culkin: not dead.


Macaulay Culkin: not dead.

34. Wayne Knight: also not dead.


Wayne Knight: also not dead.

35. And nobody actually said “fuck her right in the pussy” on live TV, because it was a hoax, except then people started saying it anyway, so now it is real again.

And nobody actually said “fuck her right in the pussy” on live TV, because it was a hoax, except then people started saying it anyway, so now it is real again.




German Airbus crashes in French Alps with 150 dead, black box found

(Reuters) - An Airbus operated by Lufthansa's Germanwings budget airline crashed into a mountainside in the French Alps on Tuesday, killing all 150 people on board including 16 schoolchildren.
Germanwings confirmed its flight 4U 9525 from Barcelona to Duesseldorf went down with 144 passengers and six crew on board.

One of the plane's black box recorders has been found at the crash site, about 100 km (65 miles) north of the Riviera city of Nice, and will be examined immediately, France's interior minister said.
In Washington, the White House said the crash did not appear to have been caused by a terrorist attack, while Lufthansa said it was working on the assumption that the tragedy had been an accident, adding that any other theory would be speculation.
Aerial photographs showed smoldering wreckage and a piece of the fuselage with six windows strewn across the steep mountainside cut by ravines.
"We saw an aircraft that had literally been ripped apart, the bodies are in a state of destruction, there is not one intact piece of wing or fuselage," Brice Robin, prosecutor for the city of Marseille, told Reuters after flying over the wreckage in a helicopter.
Germanwings believed 67 Germans had been on the flight. Spain's deputy prime minister said 45 passengers had Spanish names. One Belgian was also aboard.
Also among the victims were 16 children and two teachers from the Joseph-Koenig-Gymnasium high school in the town of Haltern am See in northwest Germany, a spokeswoman said.
Barcelona's Liceu opera house said on Twitter that two singers, Kazakhstan-born Oleg Bryjak and German Maria Radner, had died while returning to Duesseldorf after they had performed in Wagner's Siegfried at the theater.
French police at the crash site about 2,000 meters (6,000 feet) above sea level said no one had survived and it would take days to recover the bodies due to difficult terrain, snow and incoming storms.
Police said search teams would stay overnight at altitude. "We are still searching. It's unlikely any bodies will be airlifted until Wednesday," regional police chief David Galtier told Reuters.
In Paris, Prime Minister Manuel Valls told parliament: "A helicopter managed to land (by the crash site) and has confirmed that unfortunately there were no survivors."
It was the first crash of a large passenger jet on French soil since the Concorde disaster just outside Paris nearly 15 years ago. The A320 is a workhorse of aviation fleets and one of the world’s most used passenger jets.
It has a good safety record. However, according to data from the Aviation Safety Network, Tuesday's crash was the third most deadly involving an A320. In 2007 a TAM Linhas Aereas A320 shot off a runway in Brazil, killing 187 people, while 162 people died when an Indonesia AirAsia jet went down in the Java Sea in December.
SHARP DESCENT
Germanwings said the plane started descending one minute after reaching its cruising height and continued losing altitude for eight minutes.
"The aircraft's contact with French radar, French air traffic controllers, ended at 10.53 am at an altitude of about 6,000 feet. The plane then crashed," Germanwings' Managing Director Thomas Winkelmann told a news conference.
Winkelmann also said that routine maintenance of the aircraft was performed by Lufthansa on Monday.
Experts said that while the Airbus had descended rapidly, its rate of descent did not suggest it had simply fallen out of the sky.
France's DGAC aviation authority said air traffic controllers initiated distress procedures after they lost contact with the Airbus.
"The aircraft did not itself make a distress call but it was the combination of the loss of radio contact and the aircraft's descent which led the controller to implement the distress phase," a DGAC spokesman said.
In emergencies, pilots are trained to try to fly the aircraft as their first priority, then pay attention to navigation and only then communicate with the ground.
The aircraft came down in an alpine region known for skiing, hiking and rafting, but which is hard for rescue services to reach. The search and recovery effort based itself in a gymnasium in the village of Seyne-les-Alpes, which has a small private aerodrome nearby.
STORMS, SNOW, CLOUD
As helicopters and emergency vehicles assembled, the weather was reported to be closing in.
“There will be a lot of cloud cover this afternoon, with local storms, snow above 1,800 meters and relatively low clouds. That will not help the helicopters in their work,” an official from the local weather center told Reuters.
Lufthansa Chief Executive Carsten Spohr, who planned to go to the crash site, spoke of a "dark day for Lufthansa".
"My deepest sympathy goes to the families and friends of our passengers and crew," Lufthansa said on Twitter, citing Spohr.
German Chancellor Angela Merkel said she would travel to the site on Wednesday. Germanwings and the Catalan regional government were preparing to take Spanish relatives there.
Family members arrived at Barcelona’s El Prat airport, many crying and with arms around each others’ shoulders, accompanied by police and airport staff.
In Llinars del Valles, the Spanish village that hosted the German schoolchildren, Mayor Marti Pujol said the whole village was distraught. "The families knew each other," he told Reuters. "The parents had been to see them off at 6 this morning."
King Felipe and Queen Letizia of Spain called off a state visit to France in a sign of mourning for the victims. They had arrived in Paris minutes after the crash happened.
In Washington, President Barack Obama said his thoughts and prayers were with Germanyand Spain after what he called the "awful tragedy".
Airbus confirmed that the plane was 24 years old, having first been delivered to Lufthansa in 1991. It was powered by engines made by CFM International, a joint venture between General Electric and France's Safran.

U.Va. bar: Black student denied entry not 'belligerent'


The 20-year-old black University of Virginia student bloodied by alcohol-control officers outside a bar last week was denied entry after a "polite and cordial" conversation because he named the wrong ZIP code for the address on the Illinois license he presented, the pub says.
The state police and Alcoholic Beverage Control officials are investigating the arrest of Martese Johnson, which triggered campus protests and allegations of racial profiling and police brutality.
Johnson "did not appear to be intoxicated in the least" and simply walked off after being turned away, the Trinity Irish Pub said in a statement released Saturday night. It called reports that bar staff were "belligerent" toward Johnson or that he was belligerent to management "patently untrue."
A Breathalyzer test showed Johnson was not intoxicated.
The statement also said the Charlottesville bar and restaurant "does not nor has it ever discriminated on the basis of race, color, religion, or national origin," which is illegal.Johnson, a third-year honors student who serves as leadership development chairman for the university's Black Student Alliance, was charged with obstruction of justice without force and public intoxication or swearing. He needed 10 stitches to close a gash in his head.
In its version of events, the pub said co-owner Kevin Badke was at the door just after midnight Wednesday to monitor the St. Patrick's Day celebrations and be sure underage drinkers did not enter. He said the ABC had alerted the bar beforehand that it would be watched closely because "they were Irish."
Until 10 p.m., the pub admits patrons of all ages. After that, "under no circumstances do we allow anyone under the age of 21 to enter the establishment," the statement said.
Johnson had been in line to enter around 12:30 a.m., and Badke, who is from the south side of Chicago, was at the door helping check identifications. Badke asked Johnson for his ZIP code, a key question used to catch fake IDs. Johnson's answer didn't match the 2011 Illinois license he presented, and "probably realizing the reason for the error, stated that he had moved," the statement said.Moments after Johnson walked away, he was confronted by three uniformed ABC special agents. He is seen on a video down on the sidewalk, his face bloodied, steps from the Trinity entrance.
Johnson can be heard yelling that he was a U.Va. student. "How did this happen, you (bleeping) racists!" Johnson screams.
The ABC arrest report describes Johnson as "belligerent" and "very agitated." The arresting officers have been reassigned to administrative duties during the investigation, which Gov. Terry McAuliffe is monitoring.
The incident went viral Wednesday afternoon on Twitter and other social media, with scores of postings to #MarteseJohnson and #BlackLivesMatter.
Thursday, in a statement read by his attorney, Johnson said he was "shocked that my face was slammed into the brick pavement three blocks from where I attend school."
"I trust that the scars on my face and head will heal but the trauma from what the ABC officers did will stay with me forever," his statement said. "I still believe in our community. I know this community will support me during this time."

Adorable golden retriever is absolutely terrible at catching food

    
You might think a golden retriever would be excellent at, say, retrieving things… especially food.  But Fritz the dog has made quite a name for himself doing exactly the opposite. The pup just can’t catch food in his mouth for the life of him. 

Fritz’s owner, Evan Ball, posted a video on YouTube of the dog failing to catch any food thrown his way — with one solitary exception you really have to wait for. The video has garnered more than 540,000 views. 

“While we all intently anticipate the day when Fritz masters the skill of catching food in his mouth, we also patiently embrace the journey,” Fritz’s owner wrote. 

Now before you call the ASPCA, Evan notes on YouTube that he never lets Fritz eat all the fallen food.

“I actually intercept most of the food and give him just a little for his efforts. Plus, he only gets a food tossed to him about once a week,” Ball told the Huffington Post. “The rest of the time, he eats healthy dog food and gets regular exercise. He’s actually quite a specimen.”

20 years ago today, Michael Jordan returned to basketball


20 years ago today, two words changed the course of NBA history: "I'm back."
After nine successful seasons in the NBA, Michael Jordan walked away from the game of basketball in 1993 following the passing of his father to pursue a career in baseball. His stint with the White Sox's minor leagues didn't last long, however, as he made his return to the Bulls less than two years later. It was then when he embarked on another memorable run that cemented his place as the NBA's greatest player of all-time.
To announce his return to the hardwood floors, Jordan famously released a two-word statement through his attorney and business manager on March 18, 1995. It set the basketball world on fire.
Jordan's teammates had a feeling his announcement was coming. As Steve Kerr told Sporting News, he showed up to watch the team practice one day late in the season, which sparked rumors of his possible return. Not long after, he was standing next to them in uniform.
"It was a shock, but it was a thrill," said Kerr. "Obviously it changed the course of NBA history. We won the next three champions, the following three years. It was a pretty exciting moment."
While Jordan struggled with consistency in the 17 games he appeared in 1995, he returned back to top form the following season. He led the Bulls to a championship after averaging 30.4 points and 6.6 rebounds per game—one of the best individual seasons of his career. He would win two more titles before calling it quits for the second of what wound up being three retirements.
"It was interesting watching him come back," said Kerr in reflection. "Everyone knew Michael was the best player on earth, but he wasn't consistent by his standards. It wasn't until the following year with a full training camp when he was able to really come back at his full level."
One can't help but wonder what the landscape of the NBA would currently look like had Jordan never released that two-word statement.
Thankfully, it's not a reality we have to deal with.

Floyd Mayweather v Manny Pacquiao May 2nd

God, like everyone else who can get a ticket, is coming to Las Vegas. On 2 May, surrounded by the usual cast of sinners, he will hear his name invoked again in a boxing ring, American sport’s altar to excess.
If he wins, Floyd Mayweather Jr will interrupt the TV interviewer (sadly it won’t be Larry Merchant) to, “thank God and my team”. If Manny Pacquiao wins, he will raise his hands to the heavens and give thanks. These are the rituals of the fight game, especially in Vegas, where Godliness is next to the cash machine, and Floyd and Manny will do the tradition proud.
The God Thing reached a ludicrous pitch at the MGM Grand in 1996, the night Evander Holyfield, a 6-1 underdog, beat Mike Tyson for the first time. Both combatants called down the Lord in their cause – Mike was on his third religion, from memory – but Evander, who was being schmoozed by yet another TV evangelist as his considerable fortune was ebbing through his fingers, hit a peak of absurdity afterwards in what YouTube describes as, “the worst interview ever”.
Holyfield’s gratitude was understandable. He claimed God had healed him of the “stiff heart” which forced him to retire two years earlier after he lost to Michael Moorer.
Tyson, meanwhile, must have been disappointed that his prayers went unheeded. He was five fights into his comeback – after serving three years for the rape of Desiree Washington – and looked restored to full power, with Islam his post-prison enthusiasm. Clearly, he had not been praying hard enough.
The unnerving aspect of this attachment of temporal fortunes to a higher authority is that it is so widespread and entrenched in American culture.
A nation that embraces hedonism and the pursuit of Mammon so enthusiastically has no problem calling God an American. It is as if fight fans are signed up for a rolling exhibition of righteousness, happy to acknowledge that the man with the most prayers will get the most points.
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Pacquaio and Mayweather are every bit as fervent worshippers as are Holyfield and Tyson – not to mention Pastor George Foreman, Islam’s most famous son,Muhammad Ali, and a whole parade of other saved fighters down the years. For many, religion is a refuge from the anxieties of a business built on humbug.
Pacquiao a couple of years ago upset his mother when he abandoned his Catholicism to declare he was born again, a decision partly inspired by what he has described as a very real sighting of Jesus Christ. According to Manny’s trainer,Freddie Roach she was as much worried about the impact of the Congressman’s decision on his electoral chances in the overwhelmingly Catholic Philippines as on his path to the Promised Land.
Freddie, a long-lapsed Catholic from Boston, has had a near-perfect working relationship with Pacquaio for 14 years, one in which the Filipino has won world titles of varying worth in eight weight divisions. They respect each other’s beliefs, or lack of them. It seems to work.
When we spoke recently, Roach said of Pacquaio’s faith: “It’s fine. If it helps him, I’m good with that.” And he reflected on how it had calmed him down after years of wild living.
Now Pacquaio has a new friend in Jesus: the out-of-contract NFL star Tim Tebow, whose religious fervour matches his own and who was born in the Philippines in 1985, where his parents worked as Baptist missionaries.
Last week Tebow had a three-hour audience with Pacquaio in his Wild Card gym in Hollywood, a rare honour during a typically intense buildup to a major fight. He watched the WBO welterweight champion spar seven rounds then do eight rounds with Roach on the mitts.
“It was the first time they had ever met and yet it seemed they had known each other forever the way they immediately embraced each other,” Pacquiao’s promoter, Bob Arum, said.
Dyan Castillejo, who filmed the meeting for the Filipino television network ABS-CBN, told the fighter’s publicists: “After training they had lunch next door until 7pm. They have so much in common in terms of religious beliefs, philanthropy, being professional athletes and their Filipino backgrounds.”
None of which will matter a jot when Mayweather slips Pacquiao’s first charge and counters with a long right – or when Manny backs Floyd into a corner and crashes a left hook on his opponent’s 38-year-old jaw. Because the real limits of their achievement will be determined not upstairs but by their own hard graft.
Nevertheless, Floyd and Manny, two poor boys who got rich with the God-given ability to knock people about in a boxing ring, will walk up their own Calvary on the weekend of Cinco de Mayo celebrations and remind us again that they did not arrive here alone, while all around them in the temple of gambling a warm glow will emanate in the hearts of less spiritual wise guys.
Hallelujah!

LARGEST TORNADO EVER!!!


EXPLANATION....
We are all aware of the risks chasing tornadoes. The surprising thing to us was that none of us had been killed yet, and even more surprising was that when it finally happened it happened to Tim Samaras, his son Paul and Carl Young. 

Earlier that day the Storm Prediction Center gave the public a "Loaded Gun" warning for Oklahoma City and surrounding area. Unfortunately this also tells everyone in OKC where there's an excellent chance of seeing a destructive tornado. The streets and back roads were packed with cars and trucks, half evacuating, half racing in. People were hollering, cursing, crashing into each other, panicking, and blocking passage. Horns, sirens, thunder and the gushing sound of a tornado barreling down. At first the storm was moving relatively slow in an Easterly direction. 2 or 3 miles to the South was the Canadian River where most of the backroads / escape routes ended. Straight ahead were several easterly roads heading to OKC. When the tornado materialized i was driving next to it with several other chasers about 25 mph as it inched closer and closer. When it was close enough i hit the gas planning to outrun it. The tornado's radius was growing, accelerating and getting closer.... I could only go so fast due to the traffic in front of me and the tornado was gaining ground. I slammed on the breaks flipped the car around, blasted west and had to drive closer to an EF-5 than i ever want to again... looking at my maps i could see the chasers might be outrun. Then the tornado made a hard left turn to the Northeast and grew to 2.6 miles wide in diameter. 

If i had to speculate I'd say something random happened to Tim. Somebody ran him off the road or crashed into his vehicle... or some kind of vehicle failure... Tire blow out or windshield gave way... He knew tornadoes tendency to deviate. We may never know, but i'm convinced something else went wrong. Regardless, They died doing what they loved doing and if it happens to me... if i start choking on a peanut while running from a tornado know this... it was worth every second. I love chasing tornadoes and i love cracker jack. My condolences to Tim, Paul and Carl's family and all the other victims of this day.

Gym teacher at N.J. middle school had child porn, guns, 'major' pot farm, cops say


TRENTON — A gym teacher at the Costley Middle School in East Orange ran a major indoor marijuana farm in his home, which was discovered when police executed a search warrant as part of a child pornography investigation, state authorities said today.
Justin Bozinta, 37, of Roselle, who is also the head wrestling coach at East Orange Campus High School, was arrested Friday after allegedly uploading child pornography to a Google+ photo account using a computer at a school facility, the Attorney General's Office said.
Authorities said the investigation began with a tip from the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children, which indicated that images were uploaded from an IP address in a school district facility using an email address later traced to Bozinta.
"It's appalling that a man entrusted with instructing and mentoring young students as a teacher and coach allegedly was dealing drugs and sexually exploiting children by viewing child pornography online," acting state Attorney General John Hoffman said.
An attorney for Bozinta could not be reached for comment. Authorities said he has been an employee of the East Orange School District since 2000. The most recent available state pension records indicate Bozinta earned $86,592 in 2013.
The superintendent, Gloria Scott, declined to provide any personnel information, including what action, if any, had been taken, whether he had been suspended, or whether he would be fired.
"I am aware of the situation and I am cooperating fully with the authorities," Scott said in a statement. "We cannot share any personnel information."
She added the district would be communicating with parents, students and teachers.
The state public records law requires public agencies to release certain personnel information including an individual's name, title, position, salary, payroll record, length of service, date of separation and the reason, and the amount and type of any pension.
When presented with the law, the district still declined to provide information about Bozinta's employment, but added he "will not be working" there "in any capacity."
On the day of his arrest, police searched his home on Sheridan Avenue and examined his hard drive, finding several images of child pornography, authorities said. Two laptop computers, including one issued to Bozinta by the school district, were seized, along with a desktop computer which Bozinta allegedly could access in the high school athletic office.
Authorities said that, while executing the search warrant, police found a major "grow room" in Bozinta's home with approximately 40 marijuana plants, a special ventilation system, high-powered lights and chemicals used as part of the growing process.
They also seized seven handguns, four rifles, a shotgun and a homemade silencer from his home. Authorities, citing an ongoing investigation, declined to say whether Bozinta created any pornography, or whether it included or was shared with students. They also declined to say whether he shared with or dealt marijuana to any students.
Authorities asked those with information about the case to call 1-866-TIPS-4CJ.
"It is critical that we determine if others were involved and whether his conduct impacted students in the district," Elie Honig, director of the state Division of Criminal Justice, said.
Bozinta was charged with first-degree operating a marijuana production facility — which carries a sentence of 10 to 20 years in prison — as well as possession with intent to distribute, possession of marijuana, and possession within 500 feet of a public park, authorities said. He was also charged with possession of child pornography, possession of a weapon in the court of committing a drug offense, and possession of a prohibited device, in connection with the seized silencer, authorities said.
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